I mean, what kind of husband lets his friend sit on his face? A cuckold, of course

He says, "Don't!" but he's got a boner, so let me give you a blowjob, bro

Yeah, I'm not your mother! But on the plus side, you can fuck me and lick me

Why didn't I give my stepson a bigger dick and more cunnilingus?

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

He fucked me so hard 😳 My sister's boyfriend fucked me so hard

Fuck you, you're a "husband for an hour" - I called you for sex 👉🏻👌🏻

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

Stop staring at boobs, bro - when are you gonna start staring at me?